im sick of putting that im bored or in work etc, so if anyone has any funny quotes i would be grateful! thank you
Here is a few i saved, from this application called status shuffle.
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
thinks a toaster should give some sort of an indication when it's going to pop instead of scaring the AV儿劣* out of me when it does!! : ).
Behind my smile is everything you will never understand.
Is hoping that if he stays in Facebook land long enough, the cleaning fairies will come.......?
Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhhhh its a secret.
remember when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and AV儿劣** slap the fxxker!!
wants his friends to continue this story by adding a sentence to it: Last night I went for a walk...
thinks women r magic creatures: they get wet without water, bleed without being injured, give milk without eating grass, & can make boneless meat ROCK HARD!
is wondering why logging onto Face book has become part of the everyday routine?.... Do I really have nothing better to do!
is thinking about the people who walked into my life and made it better.......... funny quotes facebookThanks! ;).
got a new job with the local hostage negotiators and tried to phone in sick but the bastards talked me out of it.
says may the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch...Amen.
is old enough to know better, but still young enough to try and get away with it anyway.
wonders if that is snow outside or if Amy Winehouse just sneezed..
says.... remember when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown but only four to extend your arm and slap the AV儿劣*!!!!!!
says that life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so love the people who treat you right and forget about the ones who don't.
Mr and Mrs Blobby are in bed, Mrs Blobby says "blib blob bobble blub bibbly bob blubbly blib!" Mr Blobby says "for AV儿劣** sake just swallow it!".
What gets longer when pulled, fits between your AV儿劣*, inserts neatly into a hole and work best when jerked? A SEAT BELT you PERVERT!!!
thinks that the worst thing about being lied to is knowing you were not worth the truth.
says if u want 2 know anything come 2 my house cos I've got a kid who apparently knows everything.
Boy sees his mum and dad having sex! Dad says "were making you a brother" Boy replies " do her doggy style i rather have a pufunny quotes facebookppy".
last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling??!!
says its not up to me anymore, if you want me in your life you'll find a way to let me be there and if one day i actually start to matter please let me know.
that is great!
SHELDON - HA HA. SAD AV儿劣AV儿劣. AM GOING TO USE FACEBOOK STATUS - AV儿劣AV儿劣 SHELDONS MOTHER. AV儿劣AV儿劣 SHELDONS SISTER. SHELDON AV儿劣AV儿劣 HS UNCLE. SHELDON AV儿劣** LITTLE BOYS. SHELDON IS A SAD WANKER.
Best Funny or Die video on the subject: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/7a4c45ffcd/how-to-get-laid-with-facebook
http://apps.facebook.com/status-shuffle/shuffle.php the best status update app for facebook!!!!!
jajajajaja....lol this is funny,
christfister.
frienship is like peeing on yourself. everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the warmth of it.
"STAR is sick of putting that im bored or in work etc, so if anyone has any funny quotes i would be grateful!"
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