Wednesday, January 11, 2012

helen keller jokesWhat are some funny Helen Keller jokes to tell at school?

Well, me and my friends decided to have a Helen Keller joke-off and I really want to win! Any that come to mind?
Why did her dog jump off a cliff?
You would too if somebody kept yelling "(insert deaf-blind person noises here)" at you!
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? so she can moan with the other

what is the worst game ever? Marco polo with hk


That's terrible!
Why would you make fun of someone whose blind and deaf?
Thhelen keller jokesats like making fun of a handicap person.



I love her for all her accomplishments and this is in good fun. Oh well, with fame comes a price.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house?
Neither did she.

And if you google it, there's this terrible billboard that says welcome to (dadada) home to hellen keller. Come see what she couldn't.


helen keller over the falls? screamed her hands off.
Q: How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face?
A: She answer the iron.
Q: helen keller jokesHow did she burn the other side of her face?
A: They called back.

Q: Why was Helen Keller's leg wet?
A: Her dog was blind too.

Q. Have you heard of the new Helen Keller doll?
A. Wind it up and it walks into walls.

This one is rude << only use if you really have too
Q: Who is the cruelest man in the world?
A: The guy who raped Helen Keller, then cut off her hands so she couldn't scream for help. :(
I DUNNO Maybe you ca make up your own

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